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4/18/09 - removed some of the #twitflix tags for readability
TWITFLIX : CRANK
  1. Hurgledurf @scottaukerman have you decided what thater you guya are going to for #twitflix?
  2. ScottAukerman IMPORTANT: We are changing the tag to #twitflix b/c there are too many previous #crank tags that have nothing to do with us! Adjst accrdngly
  3. erockappel RT @ScottAukerman IMPORTANT: We are changing the tag to #twitflix b/c there are too many previous #crank tags. Adjust accordingly.
  4. hughfitzgerald is going to #twitflix tonight. So if you have my tweets going straight to your phone (bad idea anyway,) you might want to turn that off.
  5. mikeaddis
  6. azizansari Ok @scottaukerman @paulscheer @robhuebel FUCK IT. I'M IN. I will be joining up with Twit-Flix for CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE.
  7. jwoliner "I think it's going to be worse [than Crank 1]." - @azizansari
  8. jwoliner @erockappel WWCCD*? #twitflix *What Would Chev Chelios Do?
  9. ScottAukerman #TWITFLIX !!! we're holding it down in the back... T minus half hour!!
  10. ScottAukerman This is the perfect music for preshow #twitflix. "it's all about love!"
  11. azizansari Hey @RickyVerona, don't you try to fuck this thing up for us tonight you bastard!
  12. jwoliner @Kulap I have stabbed myself in the heart with an adrenaline shot and done two lines of "dog cocaine". WE ARE LEAVING THE HOUSE!!
  13. dboz i'm probably gonna use http://search.twitter.com to watch the #twitflix of crank 2. and respond accordingly, so sorry if a lot of updates.
  14. paulscheer The energy is insane. Everyone in the theater is dressed in different Chev Chelios costumes.
  15. BRBonowicz @azizansari Way to last minute that shit Aziz. I woulda planned ahead had I known you would be there!
  16. ScottAukerman Someone just told me amy smart was in this movie without saying spoiler.
  17. paulscheer RT: IMPORTANT: We are changing the tag to #twitflix b/c there are too many #crank tags that have nothing to do with us! Adjst accordingly.
  18. thefilmformant lol RT @paulscheer: The energy is insane. Everyone in the theater is dressed in different Chev Chelios costumes.
  19. dougbenson @paulscheer, @scottaukerman and other friends are going to live tweet during the showing of CRANK 2 that starts in 15 minutes.
  20. mikerelay #twitflix Made a script to follow twitflix. Hopefully it will not crash. Featured tweets are bigger. http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/
  21. dougbenson Check it out if you don't mind spoilers and love reading jokes about a movie you aren't watching.
  22. azizansari Ugh its that asshole @steveagee. He's at this? Fuck.
  23. ScottAukerman Type two diabetes? Not taking your medication? Check and check!
  24. kristyhanson Twitter fun! RT @mikerelay: #twitflix Made a script to follow twitflix. Featured tweets are bigger. http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/
  25. NOJOE Crank 2, ready to fuckin party!
  26. jwoliner http://twitpic.com/3g0ls -
  27. firstshowing Note: I'm about to live Tweet some of Crank: High Voltage live with a bunch of ppl in Burbank! I'll try & keep spoiler to min...
  28. kentnichols RT: IMPORTANT: We R changing the tag 2 #twitflix b/c thr R 2 many #crank tags that have nothing 2 do w/ us! Adjst accordingly. @paulscheer
  29. jwoliner http://twitpic.com/3g0qf - Not crank 2-specific.
  30. bradandcoffee Two coffees, two monsters, and two saki bombs. Now waiting for crank two to start at the block in OC. I'm cranked.
  31. BrynnaCC Star Trek AMC Collector's Gift Cards? My life is complete.
  32. kentnichols the rest of the peeps are showing up
  33. azizansari There are already people camping out 2 weeks in advance for tickets to OBSESSED with Beyonce and Idris Elba!
  34. ScottAukerman Aw yeah! The gangs here!
  35. paulscheer The 1st reviews from NYC are coming in. They are calling Crank 2 the Slumdog Millionaire of Adrenaline Fix Movies
  36. steveagee I hope @azizansari doesn't ask me to share my popcorn
  37. kamilf RT @paulscheer:The 1st reviews from NYC are coming in. They are calling Crank 2 the Slumdog Millionaire of Adrenaline Fix Movies
  38. erockappel oh shit! Lots of tweeters up in here!
  39. bradandcoffee I got a straw that looks like a jumper cable. I clipped one end to my tounge, the other end to my white-cherry icee.
  40. ScottAukerman #TWITFLIX ROLL CALL! sound off!
  41. symscovington RT @paulscheer The 1st reviews from NYC are coming in. They are calling Crank 2 the Slumdog Millionaire of Adrenaline Fix Movies
  42. firstshowing @ScottAukerman I'm here! Let's start this shit damnit!
  43. MrScottDavis check out @azizansari @ScottAukerman @paulscheer for live tweets at the midnite screening of Crank 2
  44. steveagee everyones inside and I'm waiting for my friend OUTSIDE!
  45. slashfilm Someone needs to take a photo of the rows full of tweeters in the darkened movie theater
  46. eugcordero Its gonna be fuckin bright back here during this shit
  47. jwoliner @ScottAukerman i'm here dude!! D'you see me waving??
  48. whatdylansdoing #twitflix is the best idea ever.
  49. chris_jen Ok is #twitflix just everyone goes to see a movie and tweet about it?
  50. Kulap Here! RT @ScottAukerman: #TWITFLIX ROLL CALL! sound off!
  51. thefilmformant Twitterverse,the bignews of tonight should not b an actor beating a news network to an arbitrary number,but the Crank livetwitter!
  52. kentnichols @slashfilm brought my cam and just took it.
  53. azizansari Everyone give @robhuebel shit for bailing on Crank 2! You are to #Twitflix as Ricky Verona is to Chev Chelios.
  54. sam_robertson Bring on the stath-man! 2 stoked.
  55. erockappel It's cool to snort coke during this movie, right?
  56. DerekHousman @firstshowing just moved to the back row in time to see @steveagee get here.
  57. jwoliner http://twitpic.com/3g134 - C2!!
  58. steveagee my fucking battery will die then I'll have nothing to do but watch. Fuck.
  59. BrynnaCC @robhuebel It's too bad you couldn't make it to Crank 2. There are complimentary handjobs for every theater patron here.
  60. DerekHousman @steveagee same here. Down to 7%.
  61. ancong17909 20 Derek: @steveagee same here. Down to 7%. #twitflix (via Twitter) http://tinyurl.com/d32rp7
  62. canadianbacon11 Im gonna watch LOST while receiving live tweets from @azizansari at Crank 2. In effect I'll be watching 2 things at once! intense!
  63. firstshowing Midnight trailer #1: The Hangover - looks so hilarious! Tyson for the win!
  64. onechordsong No Rob at #twitflix?! way to break my heart, @robhuebel.
  65. kentnichols Ed actually pulled out a tooth for that vegas movie. The dental deniro that guy
  66. devincf I wish I was at CRANK 2 so I could complain to manager and have them kicked out.
  67. kentnichols But I wanna be a fullfledged guard
  68. kentnichols They don't let Frenchmen be bank guards. Lame
  69. firstshowing @FyodorFish I am man! We are all live Tweeting - big group of us go search for
  70. steveagee everyone in here is on their phones...how rude!
  71. ScottAukerman Transformers 2 is the Pearl Harbor of Transformers movies!
  72. NOJOE I feel kinda embarrassed that I'm the only guy with 3D glasses here
  73. paulscheer Steven Speilberg and Paul Thomas Anderson just walked in. I overheard them say to each other, class is in session, time to learn.
  74. DerekHousman Phone will die before movie is over. Post crank 2 meetup outside!
  75. ScottAukerman I hear Shia lebouf made friends with a real robot to do research for this movie
  76. Kulap #twitflix Oh man, I can't wait for Transformers 2-- D muthafuckin Box!
  77. erockappel New transformers trailer is awesome. Movie will blow.
  78. kentnichols Seeing George foreman 40 feet tall just makes me hungry. #twitflix #Pavlov
  79. MikeRosenstein I just saw a trailer for the next D-Box movie... Spoiler: its a Shia Labeouf vehicle
  80. jwoliner @Dessimoz oh the movie has not even begun yet.
  81. erockappel I hope the theater falls apart during this movie like in that viral ad.
  82. kentnichols This is the film that will change the way you see Ali forever -- you will see him Naked wrestling a moose to the death
  83. azizansari Crank 2 Live Tweet. Let's GO! Follow @ScottAukerman @PaulScheer @jwoliner @erockappel @steveagee and more for updates.
  84. writergal85 State of Play: the film to see this weekend #twitflix About journalists! Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams, Helen Mirren.
  85. BrynnaCC I'm suddenly overwhelmed by the LeBron Phenomenon
  86. kentnichols Why is there a commercial for behind the basketball before frickin crank 2?!
  87. steveagee I think I'm in the wrong theater. Is Dame Judy Dench in Crank 2?
  88. firstshowing RT @steveagee: everyone in here is on their phones...how rude! #twitflix you better yell at them to shut em off damn hoodlum teens!
  89. jwoliner Surprise guest! Jason Statham is giving a few welcoming remarks and asking us not to tweet during the movie.
  90. kentnichols @steveagee was literally just scared of the baby noise on the please be quiet trailer
  91. firstshowing Time for the feature presentation bring on some Crank 2 goodness hellz yea!!
  92. eugcordero I'm over it
  93. kentnichols We lead the credits applause.
  94. aphony @paulscheer Walked in where?
  95. erockappel movie opens with 8bit character being kicked in the balls. No joke.
  96. kentnichols I only use ambulances equipped with snow shovels
  97. steveagee easily the best movie I've seen tonight.
  98. paulscheer Some dude just ashed his cigarette in Chev's open heart surgery wound
  99. talentedwreason Is Twitter's search acting wonky for anyone else? I'm trying to follow the #twitflix extravaganza and it's cramping my style.
  100. eugcordero Man even the subtitles are FUCKING INTENSE!!!
  101. firstshowing Haha 'the famous Chelios heart' awesome subtitles yes! And that heart is covered in KY jelly...
  102. erockappel ok. This is already the most insane movie I've ever seen.
  103. xandrique @canadianbacon11 I was totally taken aback-bacon by your name. I am also from Vancouver. I live in LA now. I really should be at
  104. paulscheer They are hatvesting Chev's huge Dick. No joke.
  105. nerdwithwords I need to get off Twitter. All these #twitflix Crank 2 spoilers are going to ruin my Friday night date with Chev Chelios!
  106. MikeRosenstein I heard this movie was recorded with D-box technology but the studio thought it would make it too "crazy"
  107. kentnichols This whole movie is one big cock joke. Little donny would be proud.
  108. damianmann RT @paulscheer: Some dude just ashed his cigarette in Chev's open heart surgery wound
  109. mikerelay #twitflix This might be easier than using search: http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/ Try not to refresh TOO often. Still working on it.
  110. mysteryman Following Crank 2 Live Tweet: @paulscheer @robhuebel #TwitFlix #CRANK2
  111. kentnichols Image quality Is great.
  112. BrynnaCC Chev is way too cool for exposition
  113. bigratsgoboom It's 3am, I just finished my history reading, and now I'm laughing at the #twitflix tweets.
  114. NOJOE Im trying to enjoy Crank 2 and all these assholes in front of me keep playing with their cell phones
  115. ScottAukerman If your gun runs out of bullets, ALWAYS look at it confused.
  116. paulscheer Spoiler Alert: Gun Enema
  117. canadianbacon11 @xandrique Yes you should! #twitflix is more important than the oscars. Although, seriously speaking, it probably will be more exciting.
  118. robhuebel Oh well... Other guys are at Crank2, but privately I love Miley Cyrus!!! We're so alike y'all! She's singin 'bout luv. Me too!
  119. mikeaddis the next trailer is gonna be for an Emma Thompson movie.
  120. firstshowing Oh my lord he just shoved a shotgun up this guys ass! At least he lubricated it with some oil hahah!
  121. kentnichols So sad @seanbonner is missing this
  122. dvegag Crank 2 es imposible... Peor aun si esta siendo spoileada por los 3 tipos de human giant al mismo tiempo. #twitflix :(
  123. bobbyfinn Chev just raped someone w/ a shotgun as an interrogation method
  124. steveagee the old shot gun dipped in lube and shoved up the ass trick. effective.
  125. erockappel shotgun up an ass!!!! Statham, you've done it again!
  126. MikeRosenstein Death count 38. Gun in ass count 1. Seats moving count 0.
  127. MGorecki Fucking lost, celebrities.
  128. jwoliner the five people surrounding me are twittering about chev violating a fat dude with a shotgun.
  129. NOJOE Chev Chelios makes my strawberry tart race!
  130. Kulap #twitflix I just keep thinking so many Asian roles, not one for me?
  131. hollywoodphony Uh oh, I think this whole #twitflix thing is giving away too many spoilers.
  132. erockappel artificial heart looks like bubble wrap and tea candles. Prop dept FTW!
  133. BrynnaCC It was really nice of Chev to lube up the gun before he shoved it up a guy's ass.
  134. fekauffman thinks that #twitflix is like reading a transcript from a writer's session for Mystery Science Theatre 3000-- and he loves it.
  135. bigratsgoboom Aw I'm missing shotgun sodomy tonight.
  136. MikeRosenstein This movie just asked me if it made any sense and I said no.
  137. vdubya the old shot gun dipped in lube and shoved up the ass trick. effective. #twitflix (via @steveagee): I thought you said you were at a movie
  138. ScottAukerman This movie is almost too good to make fun of.
  139. kentnichols Bullet time looks awesome whole theater cracked up.
  140. erockappel THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
  141. hughfitzgerald I'm confused. How much of this is based on the real Chevy Chase?
  142. Kulap #twitflix Bai Ling?
  143. azizansari First applause break - Statham runs super fast after putting a jumper cable on his tongue!
  144. mikeaddis damn... Wrong again
  145. KReigle37
  146. MikeRosenstein Not one stationary shot in this entire movie. At least 100% handheld gives it a sort if "d-box" feel.
  147. jwoliner These filmmakers really seem to have a bone to pick with the asian people.
  148. kentnichols Bai ling is hilarious
  149. eugcordero "Cunt-to-nese". Amazing
  150. NOJOE My phone is getting gang banged by Crank 2 tweets! More like dickflix, total sausage party back here
  151. ScottAukerman It's a good sign when you have to use subtitles for an English speaking character, right?
  152. erockappel Bai Ling is subtitled. And she's speaking English.
  153. steveagee does Rosetta Stone have tapes for Cuntonese?
  154. alexkunzelmann Can someone explain to me what a #something is...? #twitflix for example?
  155. BrynnaCC Mmm, elbow sushi
  156. jwoliner Oh jesus he cut off that guy's fucking ELBOW
  157. kentnichols Here comes the haimster
  158. steveagee this movie has something for racists of all colors.
  159. erockappel corey haim!
  160. paulscheer 3 things I can't unsee Human Sushi, Bai Ling's acting and Corey Haim's Mullet
  161. The_C_Word "Cunt-to-nese". Amazing #twitflix http://bit.ly/L3atB
  162. hollywoodphony I have to log off and go to sleep before you #twitflix bastards ruin the ending.
  163. hughfitzgerald REO Speedwagon on at the strip club. Is that accurate?
  164. MikeRosenstein I have never seen a better first act to any movie ever.
  165. kentnichols His mullet extensions look awful. I'm wearing electrical tape right now like amy smart #twitflix #nonipplrs
  166. erockappel my favorite thing about this movie is the subtle performances.
  167. jwoliner Mark my words: Amy Smart's turn as "lemon the stripper" will earn her the same accolades Tomei got for The Wrestler.
  168. kentnichols Strippersplus gunfightequals win
  169. jose602 Shaun Himmerick!
  170. BrynnaCC The award for best soundtrack goes to REO Speedwagon, hands down
  171. MikeRosenstein Amy Smart is hot, but her nipples look like fucking electical tape. Oh shit! A stripper just got shot in her implants!
  172. nicxjustice Lot of people are tweeting about crank 2 live #twitflix. It is going EXCACTLY how you expect
  173. kentnichols My native aerocan flute ensemble actaully did all of the music
  174. robhuebel Realizing that there may not be any boobs in this movie. Don't get me wrong..NOT Hannah's...but there should be someone's right?
  175. Kulap #twitflix You are my shiny lunchbox!
  176. jwoliner Word to the wise: Stun guns have the OPPOSITE effect on Chev Chelios, you dumb cops.
  177. ScottAukerman If Jason statham doesn't want to do the third one, I think amy smart's boobs could carry it.
  178. paulscheer A stripper's boobs deflated and melted down like that dude's face at the end of Raiders of the lost Ark
  179. steveagee if there's one thing we can all walk away with from Crank 2, it's motion sickness.
  180. kentnichols Cops eating donuts never gets old
  181. erockappel statham is shocking his own balls with a taser and it's giving him super powers.
  182. azizansari Even some white characters are talking in weird racist Asian voices! Weird.
  183. nonpretentious what's #twitflix?
  184. infernoenigma RT @erockappel: Bai Ling is subtitled. And she's speaking English.
  185. robhuebel A lot of parents are mad about that last tweet already. It's a fucking joke. AND get off twitter you damn oldies!!
  186. msbhaven wants to know if @azizansari & @firstshowing are at the same showing of Crank 2
  187. bigratsgoboom RT @steveagee: if there's one thing we can all walk away with from Crank 2, it's motion sickness. #twitflix This might be the best review.
  188. azizansari @jenxstudios you are on his car telling at him!
  189. hughfitzgerald hooker protest and ron jeremy. this movie doesn't need #twitflix to be funny.
  190. kentnichols Stathams balls get quite the workout.
  191. azizansari Holy shit! They shot Crank 2 in some of the same spots we shot Human Giant!! Chev is getting shocked by a dog collar!
  192. steveagee if they make Crank 3 I'll donate a fucking tripod.
  193. azizansari A dog just bit a cops duck off!
  194. jwoliner Chev is wearing a fart collar? Being triggered by a nerd? Now a dog is attacking his penis.
  195. mikeaddis this is The Godfather of crotch injury humor!
  196. erockappel every male character in this movie gets at least one nut shot.
  197. bobbyfinn I will be seeing this movie at least 15 more times.. In theatres
  198. BrynnaCC All movie editing should be done by inserting the "9 seconds later" slide.
  199. azizansari "FULL BODY TOURETTES!"
  200. jwoliner Whew they're finally going after gays with tourette's.
  201. BTFranklin What did he say?
  202. ScottAukerman Crazy sound effects really help out a bad performance.
  203. MikeRosenstein Scenes that have revolved around tesicles 26. Boob count 45. Applause breaks 2. Music cues of Techno remix of "suck my dick" 1.
  204. erockappel this movie had the same editor as spike tv's Manswers.
  205. BTFranklin Who is that guy?
  206. stephsteb RT @steveagee if they make Crank 3 I'll donate a fucking tripod. #twitflix [LOL!]
  207. nicxjustice Haha RT @steveagee: if they make Crank 3 I'll donate a fucking tripod.
  208. BTFranklin Awwwwww shit!
  209. kentnichols This is really just magical realism as a video game
  210. steveagee 1 thing I've learned from crank 2 is that Asians really do talk in that "ching chong" voice.
  211. Kulap #twitflix this movie is like a postcard of Los Angeles
  212. hughfitzgerald This movie is the most insightful portrayal of race relations in LA since Crash.
  213. BTFranklin Cumshot!
  214. erockappel Lincoln park dude just made a cameo!
  215. azizansari Chester from Linkin Park cameo!
  216. robhuebel Right now Hannah is getting a spray tan! I'm on 3rd beer that I snuck in. Not many people here at midnight. Not as hardcore as me
  217. paulscheer Alt Taglines: Crank 2: Asian People are Bad / Crank 2: More Boobies and Blood/Crank 2: Amy Smart Returns
  218. MikeRosenstein Crank 2 Quote: "find someone to rub against."
  219. kentnichols He just dryhumped my nana. I need eye bleach.
  220. kentnichols FYI I never saw crank one.
  221. kentnichols Turf humping now.
  222. kentnichols Bobdy doulble boobs and this whole sex scene is bring the house down.
  223. jwoliner Amy Smart got her last name from the kind of career choices she has made! Right now she's making love to Chev on a racetrack.
  224. utahutes86 @paulscheer Crank 2: it's 300,000 volts to your boring bone!
  225. azizansari Chev is having sex on a horse racing track!!!!! #TwitFlix (this scene lasted 10x longer than I thought it could!)
  226. erockappel horse dick!
  227. BTFranklin I just came in the theater. Anyone smell bleach?
  228. ScottAukerman I know we're about halfway thru thisovie, but which one of them is chevilos, again?
  229. azizansari Horse race sex scene is easily one of the most dumb/ridiculous things ever in a film. Can't believe it. Crank 1 is dead to me.
  230. paulscheer The best way to make your sex scene more "hot", a tight close-up of a horse's dick.
  231. steveagee most incredible-ly hilarious sex scene EVER IN A MOVIE!!!!
  232. MikeRosenstein RT @paulscheer: The best way to make your sex scene more "hot", a tight close-up of a horse's dick.
  233. BrynnaCC Oh, is there a plot to this movie?
  234. eugcordero I can't believe I wasn't cast in the shit!
  235. erockappel exposition. Booooooring. My heart needs another shock.
  236. NOJOE Way too many animal genitals in this film!
  237. ScottAukerman Poondong=greatest character name since Pussy Galore
  238. jwoliner This movie is a live action cartoon made by an extremely racist retarded person.
  239. BrynnaCC "Chicken and broccoli" will be my new catchphrase.
  240. kentnichols Chicken and broccoli
  241. ScottAukerman Let's welcome back Q as Fish Halman!
  242. BrynnaCC Q from Star Trek: TNG is in this movie. Damn, just outed myself as a nerd.
  243. eugcordero This is the fucking most racist movie to my peeps I have ever seen but that action is too good for me to leave!
  244. azizansari Surely everyone has mentioned this, but Chev Chelios just killed an Asian dude and said "Chicken... and Broccoli." Speechless.
  245. ScottAukerman Let's take time out from the action for a horrible comedy scene.
  246. kentnichols Asian man with amy smarts panties on his head is funny
  247. Kulap #twitflix I could have waved pink panties better than that fool!
  248. ScottAukerman Here's a lesson, kids: Tattooing your entire face will get you exactly ONE movie role.
  249. kentnichols Hey fox news teabshging made it into crank 2
  250. kathygee1
  251. erockappel tattooed Mexican just cut off both hees neeeples.
  252. ScottAukerman That was so chicken and broccoli.
  253. ChrisFalco Anyone else find it ironic/funny that the annoying cell phone guy ( @robhuebel ) is twittering a a movie?
  254. kentnichols This movie has some major nipple issues
  255. paulscheer Picture what you think cutting off your nipple would look like. Guess what? Its a million times worse.
  256. NOJOE A guy with a tattooed face just cut both of his nipples off!
  257. onechordsong being a chickflick kinda girl, I had no intention of seeing Crank2. Until now. Thank you, #twitflix.
  258. MikeRosenstein 2 nipples being cut off... I wonder how that would feel in dbox seats...
  259. kentnichols Brownwyn tried to get everyone to chant Lucas Lucas when gain reappeared. It didn't work.
  260. paulscheer This is first role Corey Haim didn't have to stop doing drugs for.
  261. Kulap #twitflix Smart vs Haim. Smart wins!
  262. steveagee I honestly LOVE Cory Haim in this!!
  263. robhuebel It seems there aren't many car chases or cool beat-downs in The Hannah Montana movie so far. Pissing me off.
  264. erockappel corey haim's best role since that E! special where he's doped up and making no sense.
  265. ScottAukerman Oh good, more gay jokes.
  266. janelsantacruz yeahh....i know! RT @hollywoodphony I have to log off and go to sleep before you #twitflix bastards ruin the ending.
  267. jwoliner And now a completely unrelated scene of a tattooed latino slicing off his own nipples. Of course.
  268. kentnichols Ohthats why Blair has been doing those HIV billboards
  269. azizansari RT @scottaukerman Here's a lesson, kids: Tattooing your entire face will get you exactly ONE movie role.
  270. steveagee I miss the sex on a horse race track scene!
  271. jazzyrae @azizansari @scottaukerman or a whole season of reality tv on VH1
  272. frozenwords Where the hell are you guys and why am I missing this? RT @steveagee: I miss the sex on a horse race track scene!
  273. Kulap #twitflix bye bye, Bai!
  274. DougieHarrower Calling all UK mobile networks. We want sms tweeting ASAP, #twitflix has been hilarious!
  275. kentnichols Worst catch phrases ever
  276. erockappel Okay, here's my big secret: I wrote this movie when I was in 8th grade.
  277. hughfitzgerald Lauren Holly has sunk pretty low.
  278. IMKesseler RT @erockappel: Okay, here's my big secret: I wrote this movie when I was in 8th grade.
  279. BrynnaCC Flossing your teeth with pubes is not as effective as it may sound.
  280. robhuebel Some weird dude sitting close is smiling at me. Handed me a note that said 'I'm not wearing panties' Bummer. Also, 2much singing!!
  281. paulscheer "I'm going to floss my teeth with some pubes" - it's lines like that which will get this film best screenplay
  282. jwoliner Weird they put a subtle, realistic therapy scene amidst all of this goofballing around.
  283. MikeRosenstein I think Jason stathan just turned into dr manhattan.
  284. ADRicci RT @azizansari: RT @scottaukerman Here's a lesson, kids: Tattooing your entire face will get you exactly ONE movie role.
  285. hughfitzgerald This movie ripped off Ernest Goes to Jail in its premise and its climactic scene.
  286. erockappel HOLY SHIT! Statham just turned into a Godzilla!
  287. kentnichols Godzilla plus Mexican masked wrestling right now awesome
  288. steveagee holy Fuck this film just went straight up Godzilla!
  289. azizansari Wow. I've never less understood what is going on in a movie in my entire life. I can't even explain this scene.
  290. jwoliner It is impossible to describe the turn this film just took. Film scholars will study this.
  291. MikeRosenstein Not sure how but I think Jason statham just turned into dr manhattan.
  292. paulscheer Best Final Fight Scene EVER!!! Its Godzilla meets California Raisins Claymation
  293. ScottAukerman Oh I get it now: they basically just let this director do whatever the fuck he wanted to do.
  294. Kulap #twitflix this movie is AMAZING
  295. erockappel this needs to end with statham butt fucking a lightning bolt.
  296. NOJOE What the fuck was in the cooler?!
  297. BrynnaCC Wow. Power Ranger style battle. Crank 2 has really outdone itself.
  298. kentnichols Yokkum wearing kneesocks on the crapper is hott
  299. hughfitzgerald Brilliant satire of Pulp Fiction's briefcase plot device.
  300. ScottAukerman RT @erockappel: this needs to end with statham butt fucking a lightning bolt.
  301. mikeaddis the Republicans were right, torture does work!
  302. HieroHero Wow. I've never less understood what is going on in a movie in my entire life. I can't even explain this scene. #TwitFlix (via @azizansari)
  303. Jim_Hamilton I'm trying to keep up with the guys at Crank 2 but still have actual fun.
  304. mikeaddis david Carridine has NOT aged well!
  305. ScottAukerman If you want to make a white man look Asian: big wacky buck teeth are the way to go!!
  306. MikeRosenstein His powers are like watchmen meets no country for old men! Actually that perfectly describes this entire movie.
  307. steveagee FUCK YOU CHELIOS!
  308. NOJOE First thing on my to-do list tomorrow: Buy a fuckin dragon hood ornament
  309. erockappel this movie just turned into "stay tuned"
  310. Kulap #twitflix Chev's mum is Ginger Spice!
  311. MikeRosenstein Spice girl sighting!
  312. eugcordero This movie is like UHF if it was an action batshit crazy flick!
  313. JakeMckay RT @azizansari "Wow. I've never less understood what is going on in a movie in my entire life. I can't even explain this scene."
  314. ScottAukerman Thank god the flasbacks in LOST aren't this boring.
  315. erockappel Dance break!
  316. ScottAukerman This movie needs one hundred percent less Bai Ling.
  317. steveagee this movie was directed by The Attention Span Of A Ten Year Old.
  318. Kulap RT @ScottAukerman: This movie needs one hundred percent less Bai Ling.
  319. ScottAukerman Pedro and Bai Ling should both get into a paper bag, try to act their way out of it, then suffocate.
  320. mopemiph @azizansari Follow this doode! Live #TwitFlix tweets are hillarious!!
  321. JakeMckay RT @crank2 "It is impossible to describe the turn this film just took. Film scholars will study this."
  322. paulscheer Clearly the movie has ran out of money as there has been 3 dialogue scenes in a row.
  323. kentnichols I hope that was a stunt scrote.
  324. Kulap #twitflix oh good, I almost forgot what titties look like.
  325. canadianbacon11 the happiest day of my twife. @aplusk vs @cnnbrk #twar, @someecards vs @MarthaStewart #twar, #TheAgee5K, and #twitflix. #portmantwitteaus
  326. MikeRosenstein I want to meet with the director of the funniest movie I have seen this year. NOW!
  327. conormichael I don't think my tweets about Robocop 3 on are as popular as #twitflix. Oh well, I'm striving to be part of the #twitflix for Transformers2.
  328. kentnichols Total sploitation lot offin here.
  329. BrynnaCC It's artistically genius that they saved all the exposition for the end of the movie
  330. ScottAukerman I've heard of keeping your dreams alive, but keeping your HEAD alive?!?!?!
  331. erockappel What is happening!?!?!?
  332. mikeaddis Ithere is a scene from luis bunuels last film in here suddenly.
  333. mikeaddis Do nipples really grow back in 45 mins?
  334. robhuebel This is the part of Hannah Montana where somebody should be shooting somebody. Or an explosion needs to happen. Cut the shit!!
  335. steveagee I'm glad they decided to keep the massive fight scene with the LIVING HEAD IN A FISH TANK -
  336. azizansari Oh no! Getting attacked by Harry Knowles for TwitFlix! Why the negativity HK??! @headgeek666 you are taking Crank 2 too seriously!
  337. erockappel Decapitated head just told statham to fuck off.
  338. BrynnaCC Punted a head into a swimming pool. Awesome.
  339. Kulap @robhuebel #twitflix why aren't you here, dummy?
  340. hughfitzgerald I don't know that one episode of Life After People per week will be enough!
  341. erockappel statham just turned into ghost rider.
  342. eugcordero Let's wrap it up
  343. steveagee can Chev kick ass while completely on fire? Fuck yes!
  344. BrynnaCC Brought back the REO Speedwagon!
  345. paulscheer This might be the best movie based on real life events ever. Please never end
  346. hughfitzgerald REO Speedwagon is back for the end!
  347. azizansari And over. I'm sorry @indiepix and @headgeek666 if you feel #TwitFlix has hurt the integrity of a film with a character named PoonDong.
  348. ScottAukerman I think the ending could use a little more ambiguity.
  349. erockappel best movie ever! Ends with statham flicking off audience.
  350. jwoliner Chev is on fire and doing punching. Now making out with a ghost. Now giving audience the finger. THE END
  351. MikeRosenstein He is literally on fire! Flip the bird to camera and call it a day... Yes! Perfect ending!
  352. erockappel music by mike Patton!
  353. NOJOE How can you not keep that electric heart as a souvenir?
  354. steveagee I think Jason Statham just fucking flipped off the entire audience!! no joke.
  355. erockappel stick around for the nick fury scene after the credits.
  356. jwoliner http://twitpic.com/3g3g7 -
  357. ScottAukerman BLOOPER REEL!!!!
  358. azizansari Oh shit! Crank bloopers!
  359. MikeRosenstein His eyes opened!! There will be a third!!! #twitflix out
  360. steveagee CREDIT BLOOPERS!!!!!
  361. jwalsh @azizansari I'm enjoying you're running commentary. I don't follow hk but holy fuck he's shitting sharks! Don't get it.
  362. eugcordero Bloopers brought to you by New Balance!!!
  363. paulscheer Ron Jeremy was played Ron Jeremy Hyatt. Also stay for the Blooper Reel
  364. ScottAukerman Not only that, but THE WORST BLOOPER REEL!!!
  365. TheAlucinaut @azizansari The moment Knowles fits a plug for his review into his insult, you know whats up. Thanks for the MST3k-like fun of #twitflix!
  366. hughfitzgerald Even with the blooper reel is confusing.
  367. Kulap #twitflix Wow.
  368. jwoliner The last "blooper" consisted of showing how an extra had shit himself. Going out with class!
  369. BrynnaCC Wow. Just, wow.
  370. DerekHousman Awesome #twitflix event, and I ended up here by accident!
  371. bradandcoffee Crank 2: good movie I'd goodest movie?
  372. steveagee mike Patton did the score for this...and it was good.
  373. drakelelane who needs to watch Crank 2, when you have comedians giving it the MST3K treatment live via tweets
  374. bradandcoffee Crank 2: good movie or goodest movie?
  375. jberg88 damn it @kentnichols is flooding me UGH. because of
  376. kentnichols F u audience. F u indeed.
  377. erockappel I actually really loved this movie!
  378. steveagee see this movie on mushrooms!!
  379. ScottAukerman Boy these bloopers really show you how not fun the movie was to make
  380. jwoliner twitflix is the greatest innovation in cinema since sound, despite what Harry Knowles thinks.
  381. paulscheer It is your duty as an American or a Racist to see this movie. It was awesome.
  382. Nexus718 Douchebag ramirez at our theatre. Shouts "thank you for your money have a goodnight". Hey dickhole , I didn't pay.
  383. icopythat Yay anne!! RT @paulscheer: A stripper's boobs deflated and melted down like that dude's face at the end of Raiders of the lost Ark
  384. talentedwreason Kudos to the #twitflix crew for keeping me entertained for the past 2 hours& royally pissing off Harry Knowles. I commend you on both counts
  385. ludovicah RT: @azizansari: A dog just bit a cops duck off! #TwitFlix << that was worth a retweet! lol
  386. ScottAukerman #TWITFLIX !!!!!! thanks everyone! We'll let u know where the next one is!!!
  387. JakeMckay RT @paulscheer It is your duty as an American or a Racist to see this movie. It was awesome.
  388. jwoliner http://twitpic.com/3g3q7 - SATISFIED.
  389. onechordsong I'm honestly sad that #twitflix is over!!! I wasn't even watching the movie and I think it ended too soon.
  390. LoveMeDeux @DerekHousman How do you find out about these things, like #twitflix? You're in the know.
  391. wthashtag #twitflix is now trending. Define it here http://wthash.com/twitflix
  392. MikeRosenstein RT @jwoliner: http://twitpic.com/3g3q7 - SATISFIED.
  393. mikerelay Relive all the fun of #twitflix at http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/ It's now in chronological order.
  394. azizansari RT @jwoliner The last "blooper" consisted of showing how an extra had shit himself. Going out with class!
  395. ludovicah #twitflix I really enjoyed that.. especially when the cops duck got bit off.. That caved me in guys @steveagee aand others
  396. whatthetrend Why is #twitflix trending? Help explain why at What The Trend? http://wttrend.com/2580
  397. erockappel RT @mikerelay Relive all the fun of #twitflix at http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/ It's now in chronological order.
  398. mikerotman @ScottAukerman @steveagee and @azizansari thanks for the #twitflix. I gotta join in next time. Great stuff.
  399. ludovicah @jwoliner @azizansari @steveagee @paulscheer @erockappel @robhuebel THANK YOU!! Not laughed so much in AGES!!
  400. thecoleman The #twitflix fiasco is hilarious. We see movies to have fun and be entertained. #twitflix was a great idea. @azizansari I liked your tweets
  401. azizansari PoonDong... I think its a unique situation and we were respectful in how we did #TwitFlix.
  402. reneperes The birth of the human torch: Crank 2/Fantastic 4.
  403. mrgilbert_blog kinda wanna see crank2 now after 35min of LMAO reading #twitflix my nite has improved 1000% thanx @jwoliner @steveagee @azizansari etc LOL
  404. kentnichols @paulscheer @azizansari @steveageeHere are the pix I took: http://bit.ly/ouAN0
  405. bradblanks @azizansari I feel that I dont even need to see the movie after the following your #twitflix of Crank 2 - great ending with Poondog
  406. mrgilbert kinda wanna see crank2 now after 35min of LMAO reading #twitflix my nite has improved 1000% thanx @jwoliner @steveagee @azizansari etc LOL
  407. mrgilbert kinda wanna see crank2 now after 35min of LMAO reading #twitflix my nite has improved 1000% thanx @jwoliner @steveagee @azizansari etc LOL
  408. xandrique #twitflix -- let me get this straight: @headgeek666 is upset at the very NOTION of tweeting during a film and wasn't even there? Chill out!
  409. thecoleman @devincf I can't help but read this shit. It was Crank 2 for Christ's sake. Lay off of these guys, #twitflix made the movie even more fun.